Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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