How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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