You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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