she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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