Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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