Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I queefed so loud it echoed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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