Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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