Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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