FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
and you fell through a lawn chair
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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