wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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