i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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