with your own penis?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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