How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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