But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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