Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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