can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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