have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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