Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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