mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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