I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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