So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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