if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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