And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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