Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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