Apparently you make a good broom.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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