I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
