is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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