Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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