I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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