After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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