sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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