If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
