I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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