there was a trapeze. enough said
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
birth control should be required to get into college
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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