gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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