wanna go halves on a baby?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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