Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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