dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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