I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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