It's Friday. Sex?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You made out with two different species that night
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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