Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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