I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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