Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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