I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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