He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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