Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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