Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
