I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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