A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
