I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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