Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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