Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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