it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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