You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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