Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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